“I feel like I can vomit out my lesson plan and still have it be better than what I’m actually giving my CMA [Corps Member Advisor]!”
- Distraught Corps Member, comparing, while walking to the Temple University dining hall at 5:38am, the theoretical ejected contents of her stomach to her similarly-theoretical lesson plan.
I feel the same way.

HAHA. That was me. And it’s true. Actual vomit would’ve been better than what I gave him.