“But miss, I’ve gotta answer this message–it’s from my parole officer!”
-Defiant student, responding to teacher after being reprimanded for using his cell phone in class.
This has me thinking: since when did parole officers begin checking up on their parolees by text message?

Yeah, kids pull stuff like this a lot.
A few good responses:
“Here, let me see the message. I’ll answer him and let him know you’re doing a great job in class today.”
“Your parole officer knows better than to contact you while you should be in class.”
“Give me his number. I’ll call him right now and make sure this doesn’t happen again.”